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Writer's picturePaula

The Things You Learn on the Way to Work

Updated: Jun 4


Here’s a list of the things I heard this morning from the voice in the back seat:


  • Dad is slow because he is even older than the Spruce (the dog).

  • If summer day camp caught on fire and the firemen came, it would be fire camp.

  • If a milk tanker would pull up next to the Royal Dairy home delivery truck, they could stick a big pipe in the delivery truck and fill all the jugs really fast.

  • If you don’t watch enough TV, you will get a headache.

  • Last but not least – “Hey Mom, you know why I talk so much?  I splain lots of things so you can understand things better.”


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